X is the Integer That Marks the Spot

I saw the following image in an article regarding Somalian pirates:

Awesome.  I wish I had taken Pirate's Math instead of Trigonometry.

Piracy Solution

There's still a U.S. captain being held by pirates off of Somalia.  And everybody's still trying to figure out what to do.  Isn't it obvious?  Throw those fuckers a treasure map.  Pirates love that shit.