Hey Ledies!

African Cats

Movie about lions or just cool black people?

Best Captcha Ever

This is a totally real captcha I just got.

Drive Carefully

As a drinker now, I have never driven after consuming alcohol, nor do I intend to. My dad sent me this drunk driving video, and while it is supposed to be a serious warning, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Leave it to the Australians. Don't drink and drive.

Your Butt is Mine

I laughed at this email subject from Amazon.com:

Dustin Sherman: New Michael Jackson

You know I'm bad, I'm bad. C'mon.

Until They Get BRT in Brooklyn, I'm Staying Inside

Dear MTA,

And you thought it would be a good idea to do work on every train line except for the S this weekend, why?

仕事

Dear Employers,

If you are hiring for a job where "written and spoken fluency in Japanese" is a prerequisite, you should not hide it in the middle of the post.

Sincerely,

Common Sense

Semicolonic

Dear Washington Post,

When you title an article "Space shuttle; fugitive ruse; girl dead; school staff deal; Viagra for dog," I expect the items to be somewhat related. That would've been an interesting read; it was really just five lame articles.