I figured it was time you guys met each other. I have a Tumblr, How Am I Supposed To Drink Without A(.Tumblr.com), where I attempt to write a joke every day. The Tumblr is the first place the jokes are published; I don't post any jokes after I've already told them onstage. I don't always do it every day, but it usually comes in streaks. Right now I'm actually doing an Olympic-themed joke each day for the duration of the Olympics. So join in as I comment on the absurdity of the opening ceremony and piss off equestrian fans.